Have a moment of laughter reading these absolutely hilarious, whacky puns of Black Holes!
- I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around… Nothing they grab is ever returned.
- No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole It all gets spaghettified.
- I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards. I’m sure that must have been a record.
- People who aren’t impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation.
- The first photograph of a black hole was released. It sucks.
- Black holes are the biggest mass murderers ….. literally.
- A star walks into a black hole and doesn’t seemed phased. The black hole turns to the star and says, “I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.”
- I really don’t get what the big deal is with that black hole. It sucks.
- I asked my wife why she likes reading books about black holes. She said, “because they are timeless”.
- Do you know why black holes are so stupid? They’re very dense
- Are you as clueless about black holes as I am? Don’t read too much into it. Nothing good will come out of it.
- Many people are amazed by the black hole Others still don’t understand the gravity of the situation.
- Have you heard they found a black hole in our solar system? It’s located inside Uranus.
- What did one black hole say to the other black hole when it asked a silly question? Stop being so dense.
- They finally unveiled the first picture of a black hole the other day. The story really sucks you in and helps you understand the gravity of the situation.
- All of these posts about the black hole just keeps sucking me in!
- The black hole said it didn’t want its picture taken. It just wanted some space
- I see people posting about Sagittarius A* black hole, but I never manage to find the footnotes.
- That image of a black hole seemed dark. Maybe they should have used a flash.
- Did you miss the big black hole picture event yesterday? Don’t worry, there is another one on the horizon
- I just heard that Black Holes have mass. I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
- Why did the chicken stay away from the black hole? All the Hawking radiation.
- Scientists discovered a new black hole. Thing is, it was a huge let down.
- They watched it for hours and it was oh so boring. It just sucked.
- I was arguing with a black hole. Too dense to listen though.
- Why are black holes never obese? They only have light meals
- Did you hear? I had a black hole put in my living room… It really pulls the room together.
- Where are black holes? In black socks
- I put a miniature black hole in my house. It really brings the family together
- Why isn’t it a big deal to get sucked into a black hole? Because in there nothing is the matter
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